NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness
my music taste literally goes from punk rock to disney film soundtracks
"so how long have you been on tumblr"
*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
are u fucking kidding me
octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok
" MY BOWL"
Robots who see their human’s belly button and think that it’s a literal button and poke it to see what it does and their human laughs because it tickles so the robot proclaims that this is a “human laughter button”
The appointment to get my wifi installed is on march 18th…. that’s more than two weeks from now what the huh?!?!?@#?
It can take about four more weeks until i have wifi at my new home
Please shoot me
Hi guys since i moved out on my own yesterday i won’t have wifi for a few more days
I’ll try to check in on my mobile more often
Everyone has it but no one can lose it. What is it?
this one design is all i’ll ever need