The voice actress for Mabel (Gravity Falls) and Louise (Bob’s Burgers), everybody.
I’m doing [DWTS] because I was really scared when they initially asked me and I don’t operate in a place of fear and I had to conquer it. [x]
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
mother, i think i’ve gone mad and i need a place to rest my troublesome head.
It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die."
It’s a filthy goddamn horror show.
This is from an Australian condom ad that was banned and it’s kind of great.
Sux it got banned. It was funny,made sex less taboo and promoted safe safe
the toothpaste is on sale
"i can’t fucking read"
What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.
I’ll have whatever he’s having.
theres a little spider who lives in my bathroom and he eats all the other little bugs 4 me his name is herbert and i love him
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy