My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"
"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."
the olympics are really heating up
What a delightful sleeping bag
If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.
WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST
Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies
and then LOTR right after
if october to january isn’t your favorite time of the year you’re wrong
"Hello, I am here to play!"
Margaery Tyrell + tumblr text posts
The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.
I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.
I let you live once, princess.
I am not a princess.
Some Very British Problems (x)
These are accurate.
I am so british and i`m not even british